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Jeff Rizzo. Single, Anti-Theist, Quite Intelligible.
I speak my mind. Im a generally awesome person to be around and be friends with. So talk to me. I dont care who, I dont care how. Just do it.
Ask me about my weiner!

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via aye-brows)

wifipasswords:

im not even sassy im just an asshole

(via moonlit-bedrooms)
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Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)
  • 6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
  • Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
  • 6-year old: How did that happen?
  • Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
  • 6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
  • 6-year old: Hey! Miss!
  • Lady: ...yes?
  • 6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
  • Lady: Thank you!
  • *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
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joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

image

(via bulls-on-charade)

lolzpicx:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

image

(Source: mrschriskendall, via bulls-on-charade)
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LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via bulls-on-charade)