purplegfdgirl:

nomadnoah:

coolcatgroup:

Forbidden corndog indulgence

(via coolcatgroup)

coolcatgroup:

She make a mess

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

(via once-i-was-the-king-of-spain)

angstriddentrashhuman:

coolcatgroup:

wilder-flower:

coolcatgroup:

When my cat races around the house at top cat speed, I cheer her on to make her feel like she’s accomplishing something in life

BECAUSE SHE IS

Look at this cat here

Now that’s a top speed cat

Amazing capture, not a bit of blur

(via coolcatgroup)

coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

No one’s ever seen me like this

No one’s ever seen you like this

Everybody

Swerved to miss that man

Time you crashed the van

Bust the windscreen

Almost broke your hand

Cost you half a grand

You been acting CRAZY

I been acting SHADY

Oh we are fucked this time, fucked this time